英文的辞职报告

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在现在这个社会，职场人才流动是很正常的事情，我们会由于一些不得已的原因而辞职，这也意味着，需要写辞职报告了。那么，辞职报告到底怎么写呢？下面是小编为大家收集的`英文的辞职报告3篇，希望对大家有所帮助。

英文的辞职报告 篇1

Dear xxx,

as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.

you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.

you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.

since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.

1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation.

thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!

wishing you a grand and glorious day.

英文的辞职报告 篇2

dear friends of ** beijing team,

i am so sorry to offer my departure to you all but i have to. the title of this email produced an extraordinary sequence of mental images. vivid memories came flooding back of all the good old days with you for the past one year and a half here since my enrolment. all those re-awoke in my mind as i recalled the laughter, the challenge, as i recalled all the fortune garnered for my life…

my sincerest appreciation to the managerial team: w, s, j and v

- it is indeed my honour to stay with you professionals for the past 1.5 years. your continuous guidance, help and encouragement do not only lead me gradually stepping into headhunting area, broadening my vision, but deliver to me principles on how to work better, live better, and to be better as well. and i am sure that they will be definitely with me for the whole of my life. thank you all so much indeed!

my sincerest appreciation to the associate team

- it is my honour to co-operate with you during the last years. i have been more than happy with the successful assignments, while more than upset and regret with the unlucky ones, but all of your kindly guidance and patience stimulated me over and over again. much appreciation with best wishes!

my sincerest appreciation to the r/ra team

- dear my sisters and buddies, i will never forget the laughter with you all (and so will you, i am surej). please hurry up! your future will be definitely brilliant here. i will never stop longing for the good news that all of you become sra or a someday, to better support the managerial team, to help build the more powerful beijing team! come on!

英文的辞职报告 篇3

Dear all friends，

I would like to take a moment to let you know that I am leaving xxx(公司名) and tomorrow will be my last working day. The past four years have been the most remarkable and rewarding time in my working career. The privilege to work with you is a gift that I will always treasure and one which I never took lightly. And your support in believing in me and what we could accomplish together will never be forgotten.

Thank you all for the support, guidance and encouragement you have provided me in the past. Thank you all for enriching my life and for letting me be a part of this wonderful family. Please keep in touch. I can be reached at my personal email address or via my mobile phone +86 1350xxxxxxx. Thanks again for everything.

Yours truly,

xx